May222013

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12PM

taylortwister:

 

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11AM

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11AM

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

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10AM
  • grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  • me: no thanks grandma
  • grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE
10AM

inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.

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10AM

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10AM

Date a girl who teaches

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May212013

constrixii:

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

i dont know man, my ceiling is pretty straight

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10PM

makeyourwordscount:

I don’t agree with or commend leaking someone’s unreleased songs but if you’re going to leak a song and then add your ratchet watermark to it, you are on a whole other level. I wouldn’t normally do this but since the songs already out there, you might as well hear it the right way.

Here’s REVENGE without the pretentious watermark, my friends.

Enjoy.

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